What percentage of KKK members do you think are only in it for the hats?

"What's your favourite constellation?"
"Um. I don't really have one."
"You don't? Why not?"
"Well I don't really know anything about any of them except there's the Big Dipper over there."
"The Big Dipper is part of Ursa Major."
"What's that mean?"
"That means it is a bear. See there? The North Star? That's the Little Dipper and Ursa Minor."
"Oh."
"I'm sorry. I bet that sounds boring."
"No, it doesn't."
"..."
"..."
"My favourite is-"
"."
"sorry"
"....."
"....."
"Are you ready to go?"
"Yes. What time is it?"
"Eleven."
"Okay. How about I just walk home? I'll see you another time."
"You're not just saying that?"
"Bye."